That ONLY rumour about Oh-chan

Realised Our dear leader oh-chan hardly had any rumours about him? except that one.... that probably stuck a thorn somewhere... not sure if you all heard about this before but I'll translate something from Arashi's staff book which I read some time ago. Not going to put up the Japanese version because it is toooooo long.

Rumour: Oh-chan was seen hand-in-hand with Minami chan, ( the lead lady in tensei kunpu)

Characters in the story: Sho, Aiba and Oh-chan.

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Burst in the room screaming,

S: I heard about it! I heard about it!

O: What??? What's up with you suddenly Sho kun? says an Oh-chan who was reading the script of Shukudai kun in the resting room.

S ( laughs evily): O~~~Satoshi san! You are really something ne!

Oh-chan stares at him blankly, not a single clue to what he is saying.

S: ehh... don't give me that again~ don't act blur!

O: Don't act blur??~~~But I really don't know what you are talking about!

S: You really don't know what I am talking about?

Even when it is Sho who is teasing him, Oh-chan is beginning to feel uncomfortable about the whole issue.

Aiba chan walks into the room at this point of time~~

A: What?? You giving a quiz to Ohno KUn?

S: Yup!! First question, What did Ohno kun did last year??~~~

A: hai!!!

S: Aiba chan!

Since when did Aiba chan became involved in this conversation too...

A: He was embroiled in a monetary fraud?

S: He?? haa you think he will do that? Too bad wrong answer!

A: eh he committed a "chikan" crime? ( chikan: a pervert who molests ladies in trains)

O: Why must it always involved a crime??

Funnily, Oh-chan also joined in the conversation happily~~

S: Ok second question. What is the answer to the first?

O: Sho kun! enough of all the mystery!

S: Ehhh? you really for it??

O&A: Yes yes!!!

S: Ohno kun! Since when you become someone who will lay his hands on his co-stars??

O: EHHHHHHHHHHHH

S: hehhhee weren't you caught with Minami chan in some drinking house in roponggi?

A: Really???? Ohno kun???

S: Finally, Ohno kun got a girlfriend!

A: Congrats! This is the first step into adulthood ne!

Ohno kun just kept quiet with his face red.... no denies or defences.... so is it true???  What is the exact story??

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That fateful day:

Minami: Otsukaresama desu.

O: Otsukaresama~~ eh only Minami chan?

M: The others will be late~~

O: I see.. ok, then let's go in first to wait for them.

It is true that at this point of time they were alone with each.. but it was not a date but a celebration party for the cast.

O: Beer for me please!

(Ohno speaking in retrospect to S & A: Although it is not a date, but I was super nervous to be with her alone. After all, I don't have much chances to be alone with a girl)

O: ( drinks and drinks) gulp~gulp~gulp~gulp~

M: zachou??(座長？？）

O:gulps~gulps~gulps~

M: Is what I am saying that boring??!!

Anyone will surely get angry ne.

After 30 mins,

The arrival of the rest of the cast

Rest of the people: Otsukaresama! Sorry for being late....ehhh??? He is already drunk??? Since when??

M: ( a very irritated Minami chan) not long after we just arrived~~

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So... that so-called 2-shot was probably taken just before he got drank. But well, no matter how you think about it, it is not possible for love to blossom between these 2 people~~.....

S: AHHHHHHHH what's that?? You are just a dame otoko! 

O: well~~..... I know.. but....

A:If you go on like this, you will not be able to find a girlfriend for the rest of your life!!! Make it the next life too!!!!!!!

O:........

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Super tickled!!!!!!! Oh-chan's just so cute! for those who were in a way affected by this, you can relaxed now!